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April 18, 2014 2:40 pm
Finally (at SLS Hotel South Beach)

Finally (at SLS Hotel South Beach)

April 16, 2014 4:38 pm
thenewrepublic:

Today Michael Bloomberg announced a $50million initiative to rival the NRA. Read Alec MacGillis’ brilliant cover story to understand why it could change your life.

Fascinating. Git em Bloomberg.

thenewrepublic:

Today Michael Bloomberg announced a $50million initiative to rival the NRA. Read Alec MacGillis’ brilliant cover story to understand why it could change your life.

Fascinating. Git em Bloomberg.

April 15, 2014 10:07 pm

Pharrell and Oprah just getting emotional over here.

9:52 pm

top5funniest:

Jenny Slate Stars in ‘Obvious Child’ Trailer

Well I love Jenny Slate.

(via popculturebrain)

April 11, 2014 10:54 am
The Basic Bitches' Guide to Coachella

If you’re a basic bitch, you LITERALLY LIVE for Coachella. You’ve been shopping on Nasty Gal for like, the past three months and have a shit ton of neon crop tops and probably a shirt that says “90s” on it with a yin-yang or a pizza. Basic bitches love music, but they love music festivals even more because DRUNK! SUN! INSTAGRAM! DANCING!

April 4, 2014 6:50 pm
Good day to become an aunt! (at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center)

Good day to become an aunt! (at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center)

March 30, 2014 10:25 am
My whole life.

My whole life.

(Source: josemcwurmz, via whiskeysoaked)

March 29, 2014 5:49 pm
Just an Acey selfie. He’s so handsome.

Just an Acey selfie. He’s so handsome.

March 28, 2014 11:25 pm
"First of all, you have to be sexually compatible. That’s very important. If anyone tells you different, they’re nuts. And he was extravagant; he liked living the way I did. We used to dance, which I love to do. We used to drink, have a few cocktails. And he had a lot of friends. I met them all. They were all cheaters. Most men are cheaters—you know that, don’t you? I could meet a cheater tomorrow if I wanted to. But I’ve had enough men. I’m 98 years old, what the hell do I want a man for? What can I give him? What can he give me? Nothing."

This whole thing is awesome.  Who is this woman?  Is it my future self?  God I hope so.

Sex advice from a 98-year-old woman.

(Source: esquire.com)

8:01 pm

1997 y’all.

(Source: Spotify)

7:55 pm March 27, 2014 11:07 pm
youbroketheinternet:

Luxe

My pops had this car. Loved it.

youbroketheinternet:

Luxe

My pops had this car. Loved it.

(Source: lisahart)

March 25, 2014 10:19 pm
newsweek:

In a surprise discovery, researchers have identified a group of people whose cognitive abilities allow them to accomplish much more than the rest of us in any given moment. The secret of their success may be simply ignoring more—and doing and feeling less—than the average person. 

via Meet The Super Taskers

Interesting. Since my work life is basically high intensity multi tasking under high stakes, I would be curious to take one of these nifty tests.

newsweek:

In a surprise discovery, researchers have identified a group of people whose cognitive abilities allow them to accomplish much more than the rest of us in any given moment. The secret of their success may be simply ignoring more—and doing and feeling less—than the average person.

via Meet The Super Taskers

Interesting. Since my work life is basically high intensity multi tasking under high stakes, I would be curious to take one of these nifty tests.

March 23, 2014 10:22 pm
foie:

I AM CRYING


I’ve never wanted to be Julie Andrews more.

foie:

I AM CRYING

I’ve never wanted to be Julie Andrews more.

(Source: baconbroderick, via tinaratedtinaapproved)

March 22, 2014 3:51 pm