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July 22, 2014 6:24 pm
salon:

America still distrusts Muslims and atheists.

My headline was going to be that America loves Jews.

salon:

America still distrusts Muslims and atheists.

My headline was going to be that America loves Jews.

July 19, 2014 9:28 pm
Patrick Bateman  (at Eat See Hear)

Patrick Bateman (at Eat See Hear)

July 18, 2014 8:11 pm
L.A.'s Parking Ticket Appeal System Is Illegal, Judge Says

I knew it!!!

7:57 pm July 17, 2014 9:08 pm
If you know, you know.

If you know, you know.

July 13, 2014 10:25 pm
fastcompany:

Make A Statement For Gender Equality (And Turn Some Heads) With The Fake Nipple Bikini Top
"If society can get used to the idea of seeing nipples then possibly society will look at women differently."
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I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s a false premise.

fastcompany:

Make A Statement For Gender Equality (And Turn Some Heads) With The Fake Nipple Bikini Top

"If society can get used to the idea of seeing nipples then possibly society will look at women differently."

Read More>

I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s a false premise.

July 11, 2014 11:16 pm
Post game theatrics (at Dodger Stadium)

Post game theatrics (at Dodger Stadium)

4:41 pm
Classic (at Ace Hotel Downtown Los Angeles)

Classic (at Ace Hotel Downtown Los Angeles)

3:37 pm
Q: “What is that amazing frozen cocktail they’re getting?” A: exactly.  (at Ace Hotel Downtown Los Angeles)

Q: “What is that amazing frozen cocktail they’re getting?” A: exactly. (at Ace Hotel Downtown Los Angeles)

July 10, 2014 7:12 pm
Why does a 32 MB update require 1.4 GB of storage to install. WHY??

Why does a 32 MB update require 1.4 GB of storage to install. WHY??

9:30 am
surisburnbook:

Let’s look at the smuggest things Willow Smith told Teen Vogue this month:
On her songs: “I just felt like people needed to hear what I had to say, man. I feel like I can really give people a different view on things.” Yeah, America needs Willow Smith’s musical perspective almost as much as they need Katherine Heigl’s desperate comeback.
"My whole family, we love Cartier." So does mine, but we try not to sound so spoiled in our mainstream press.
On dropping out of the Annie remake: "To be honest, something inside me was just, like, ‘Don’t.’ I’m very connected with my intuition." Oh really? Did your intuition tell you to wear that shirt?


Thank you Suri.

surisburnbook:

Let’s look at the smuggest things Willow Smith told Teen Vogue this month:

  • On her songs: “I just felt like people needed to hear what I had to say, man. I feel like I can really give people a different view on things.” Yeah, America needs Willow Smith’s musical perspective almost as much as they need Katherine Heigl’s desperate comeback.
  • "My whole family, we love Cartier." So does mine, but we try not to sound so spoiled in our mainstream press.
  • On dropping out of the Annie remake: "To be honest, something inside me was just, like, ‘Don’t.’ I’m very connected with my intuition." Oh really? Did your intuition tell you to wear that shirt?

Thank you Suri.

July 8, 2014 11:15 pm
inothernews:

Heh.

Can’t unsee…

inothernews:

Heh.

Can’t unsee…

July 5, 2014 12:51 pm
Personal pool party

Personal pool party

July 4, 2014 9:25 pm
Backyard views. Happy 4th! (at Ladera Heights, California)

Backyard views. Happy 4th! (at Ladera Heights, California)

July 1, 2014 9:38 pm

So I went to school with the director.  Turns out he’s a genius.