1. You feel the sudden need to finish all open bottles of scotch.
2. You take stock and then you keep drinking scotch.
3. Lots of trash.
4. Sell or keep?
5. There’s still so much scotch.
6. Why did I buy all this scotch to begin with? Oh, this is why.
7. You give away your winter coat (huzzah!).
8. You stop lusting after bean boots (happy but also sad).
9. You have a long thought about why we keep books we’ve already read.
10. That record collection goes from point of pride to excessive compulsion.
11. Why did I buy this?
12. I never use this.
13. So many shoes!
14. What do I do about this piggy bank?
15. Should you keep your owner’s manuals?
16. Why do I have so many glasses?
17. Buying weights seemed like such a good idea at the time.
18. Rugs are stupid.
19. Let’s burn this mother down.
20. Good thing I have all this scotch.
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